Why you should ask before eating dinner at my MIL's

Sorry for the shitty picture, but I had to snap this shot incognito-style. Do you feel like taking a guess as to what that is a picture of?

Chopped up pig kidney.

Yum, yum. Good old pig kidneys.

Hah. Yeah, right, I'd rather you gag me with a spoon. Who in the hell eats PIG KIDNEYS?! Ewwwww...

She was making some kind of spicy salsa to go with the various pig innards, and being the sometimes decent MIL that she is, she invited me to stay for dinner.

Ummm. No thanks. I'm going to have to pass on the pig guts, thank you very much. Maybe next time, though!!